The Blogfather

String of random thoughts:

Awesomeness would be Showtime picking up my blog for a half hour show about my life.

The Magnetic Fields has an album where all the songs begin with the letter I. That is monstrously creative.

They also have an album called 69 Love Songs. That is monstrously humorous.

Words that need to be used more often: monstrously, splendid, detritus, marvelous, apex, quagmire, and my god, you are monstrously handsome.

Where are all the Sour Patch parents?

Which came first, the VW beetle or the Beatles?

Why was it genetically relevant to have pubic and arm hair? Or any hair at all for that matter.

If people still used their professions for last names, I would only want to be known as Mr. Billionaire.

How on Earth was the plunger invented?

One mile in every 5 miles of major highways are straight so airplanes can land there if need be.

A skeleton walks into a bar, and orders a beer......... and a mop.

Why are religious figures featured so prominently in jokes?

Which superpower is better: invisibility or flight?

Where does the ownership of things end and the things owning us begin?

I'm a thistle sifter. I have a sieve of sifted thistles and a sieve of unsifted thistles, because I'm a thistle sifter.

I truly believe that if you do not see The King's Speech, in theaters, you are contributing to the downfall of exquisite cinematic culture.

In how many different ways can the novel Flatland be compared to the world we live in now.

Does it take experience, education, or creativity to write?

The only reason comedy is derived from anything is from shared experiences.

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound? Sound is the registering of sound waves by an organism within the brain and converting it to information that can be used to make decisions in the world. Without anything near enough to register the sound waves, there is no sound, so no.

Does anything in this world exist right before the very instant that we come into contact with it?

Recommended viewing experience:
The Talented Mr. Ripley (movie)